OK OK OK! I have been hella slack on the updates, and there will be more to come but in the meantime here's a snapshot of what's been going on.

I have been learning how to smile from the best.

Broadening my horizons with the worst glass of wine I have ever tasted. It was like a dead guy farted in my mouth.

Making new friends and learning how to hypnotize old ones.

Lurking in the shadows.

Making the brief trip into outer space.

But overall, I've been pretty lousy.

Also, a special thanks to
Wade for showing me how to order a drink.