At Work Again

Where every day is certainly NOT like Sunday.

Early Spring Motivation

This was taken from this month's issue of Wired.

Political Humor (not mine)

Today at lunch I was sitting in traffic, because in the part of town I work, that's what people do to spend their lunch breaks. They sit in traffic. While I was on the way back from 1 mile, 45 minute drive to get gas I saw possibly the dumbest and least humorous bumper sticker ever. The sticker was attached to a Range Rover and read "I'm not voting for Monica Lewisnky's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife for President!" I'm sorry, who aren't you voting for? Personally I found that sticker to be offensive to the english language as well as D grade comedy in general. It's an incredibly asinine way for Old Farts in Range Rovers to say "I'm not voting for Hillary Clinton," which by the way, nobody cares who you aren't voting for! I have a pretty low tolerance for bumper stickers in general, but this was one hurt. The only thing I think that could have made the sticker comical was having a sticker next to it, that reads "Vote YES on dead horse beatings!"
A Monica Lewinsky joke in 2008? Really?! Should I maybe join this band wagon of bumper humor with a sticker that reads, "Who would vote for a woman whose husband didn't inhale!" or maybe I can start a throwback bumper sticker trend with zingers like, "Don't look at me, I voted for Dukakis!" Either i'm on to something or I dropped the plot completely.

Busy

I've been busy with my own little campaign of perpetual awesomeness, but probably my largest task has been redoing my signature. I'm pretty sure i'll be going with this one:

But it might not fit on most bar tabs. We'll make it work.