
or...

Chill out with a couple o' cool girls.
or do the smart thing and go to California for the weekend.

While there, I saw what I am going to look like in a couple of years.

If you haven't been to LA I highly recommend it during America's Birthday. The traffic is very light, the weather makes you miss anything that makes you happy and it's full of some of the friendliest people I've ever met.

After getting back I was invited to judge the most awkward face in a photo contest.

Although California was a good time, there was a certain very famous person I was hoping to see in Malibu, but failed.

As per de uje, that's fake LA slang for As Per Usual, you can see the B-Sides on the Flickr.