The Visible: Trip to the SF

Okay, okay simmer down now here are some flicks of my trip to San Francisco along with a few outtakes of good times and bad people I know around my beloved Terminus City. Let's kick it Essay! Our first night out, we met with Sasha's old friend, Sharon who showed us around SF and got me drunk at one of her bars.

So we didn't know how to use this photobooth, we were just like "OMG Photobooth?!"

This time we got the hang of it. Also, I don't use the term "rad" much these days, but Sharon is RAD! Like that part in the movie RAD when they ride into the school dance and the song "Send me an Angel" plays. Hanging out with her was like riding BMX bikes in a gym. RAD to the MAXX!

Here's a shot from the Bay to Breakers race that Sasha worked. These are the people that actually registered and competed.

Thank you gay gypsy for your protection against male nudity and the SARS virus!

The woman on the right is stoked that no one else is wearing a black and purple wig in public. She's never been to an Atlanta goth club. This wasn't the case with the girl pirate on the left. "Scurvy bitch stole my outfit!"

So yeah, this woman is naked and she's wearing a neon hat, and nobody is saying ANYTHING!

These fairies were wicked sick! They look like they will grant you a six-pack o' beer, a pack o' smokes, and drive you and their daughter home. Notice Tinkerbell on the left with a Tall Boy? This was 8 AM.

I'm willing to bet that this guy isn't gay, but loves kitties and happy knap sacks. Oh look! An asian man with a camera! This town has no stereotypes.

The next time Dad is dressed like a banana, hands you your Tigger costume and says "C'mon this is gonna be fun!" Do not believe him. It's just exercise and embarassment.

This guy dressed up as the best Timberlake song of 2K7. It's my dick in a box!

This poor kid is looking hella stressed as the Green Junk Man approaches.

There's nothing funny about this picture. I just think sun tattoos are awesome, and nothing screams fun in the sun like a noose and fur skirt.

This would have been way more fun than a marathon. Or board games.

There were Fembots but no Austin Powers? I forgot, the 90s ended in the 90s!

I just want to take this time to say that I hate parades. And afro wigs.

At this point I knew this marathon was for reals when there were zombies and prom kings running amok.

Umm, this guy is wearing a dress and he looks Ray Romano.

It's the masturbating bear!

This was creepirest shot of the entire race. He's naked, he's alone and he looks like your dad. I'm not saying... I'm just saying.

Team Cheeto was awesome! They danced and wiggled around to crazy music and when they left, there was orange dust all over your fingers!

Ankle weights and a jock strap?! You're fooling no one but yourself.

I don't know if it's worse to run naked by yourself or to talk your friend into doing the same thing. I bet that's how the Red Hot Chili Peppers were started

So I didn't know this until later, but this was the block that the house from Full House was on. Big shout out to Danny Tanner!

Outside of Upper Playground.

As the only tourist attraction we saw, and beared witness to the A-Holes of the ocean. Sea Lions. They were fat, smelly, grumpy and hollored constantly! Role models!